Real life dating stories # 5 – Spill the V Debunked
This eventful evening happened when I first arrived back after a relationship hiatus. Maybe I was more forgiving and had low expectations as a new arrival back on the scene but it wasn’t until looking back that I realized this was a bit off. We met in the neighborhood and had a couple of drinks, through conversation I found this guy really interesting, creative and he painted himself as successful. All of this I was about, so when he offered to have a night cap at his place (again newly arrived), I took him up on the offer. He mentioned through conversation that he got a new place. He was really excited about it, especially the decor and making it his home.
We go over, I will admit it was nice. White shag rug, white couch, fire place and wait for it ….bunk beds. So that should have been the first sign or I at least should have thought what is a man over 40 doing with bunk beds?!?!
We were making out on the new white couch on the new white rug drinking red wine. The bottle and glasses are on the coffee table, I placed my glass down out of caution. He then slips down my pants and gets on his knees. As he’s getting into position he kicks the coffee table, tips the red wine bottle and glasses over. All the contents spill all over the new white couch and the new white rug. I’ve never laughed so hard internally before.